I am sitting in my cubicle minding my own business. It is lunch for me and I do my thing where I am on Twitter trolling and looking for music. Holy Ship!!! 2015 official recap video is out. I know I need to make a post about it. I hear so many good things, I know I need to go. FOMO sets in. I reluctantly hit play. You’re welcomed by Valentino Khan in a robe double fisting. The magic proceeds afterwards. It is crazy. The fun looks like nothing I’ve experienced. I must go. I’ll do anything to go. Next year is sold out. It is on my birthday. I am now crying. Watch. Join in on my feelings. HELP ME OUT HOLY SHIP!