This is probably the most annoying dance song ever, and also one of the earliest internet memes. Listening to it for only a few seconds is almost guaranteed to make you feel like hitting something. It’s horrendous, but for some reason it went massive (probably because there’s some semblance of humour attached), but that beats me. It may have gone to the top of the UK charts, but that doesn’t make it a good song. Do yourself a favour, close this page and don’t listen to it if you value your sanity. I’m really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.