Here at EDM Assassin, we do this thing called expedited reviews. We use it to help subsidize the server and other services this website uses. It will guarantee a review (good or bad) within one day. Tripfighter signed up for that and here’s this expedited review. We’re not sure why he did that. I am going to be frank, I am not sure if this is parody or if this is serious. Although, due to some due diligence, his Facebook profile leads to me believe this was a dead serious attempt at Trump support. I am not even sure why this track was even made though. Tripfighter can’t even vote in the presidential elections seeing that he is Swedish according to his IMDB page.
Either way, this is perhaps one of the worst tracks I’ve ever listened to. Seriously. I’ve listened to countless tracks, remixes, mixes, etc. Without getting political at all, the instrumental alone is bad. The random vocals are bad. Everything about is bad including the absolute bastardization of the “Star Spangled Banner” Theoretically if I were to make a pro-Trump track, I’d use “Make America Great Again” or all the things that The_Donald subreddit posts even though that is a parody within itself.
If this wasn’t expedited, I wouldn’t have even posted it. Although, we do say:
Your track will be listened to, reviewed up, and posted within 1 business day (excluding weekends and holidays).
Furthermore, we go on to say:
This program DOES NOT GUARANTEE A GOOD REVIEW. That is absolutely certain. We will give an absolute honest review on what we think of the track. The idea behind this is what if you feel like your track is worthy of submitting and ready to be heard by the masses and you want the review to be time sensitive, it is worth a few dollars.
So, there you have it. A bad track that everyone is going to listen to and just question why they wasted their 3 minutes and 20 seconds listening. If this becomes a meme of itself because of how bad this track is, I wouldn’t be surprised. If not, I wouldn’t waste your time listening at all. If you happen to listen, just listen to literally any other track, EVER, to provide good ear bleach afterwards. Also, use adblock just incase it is monetized. In the meantime, I’ll wait for the replies of being called a cuck.